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ode to the ikefish

These fish were jammed into this fence by Hurricane Ike.

This is my ode to them;

like rumplestiltskin, wrinkled and wasted,
not one hair on the chinny-chin-chin.
a flounder in the fence,
I'm an ikefish,
oh fuck, I'm fucked,
how did it come to this?

my friend over there,
comes complete with garnish,
easy lunch for a skinny cat,
with ribs like twigs,
fragile window slats.

I didn't ask for such a fate,
fuck! I was just swimming around
like nobody's business.
just one more wash of water,
please, oh please.

alice

Well, it's been a while...

But check out this excellent video.

tweaking

I tweaked the contrast on this one for fun (the bug was a pale sage green).


less tweaked, but still tweaked.


14 month old finger tweaking the butterfly.

perverts

I had, for a time, pictures of my kid on this blog. No nudies, nothing weird, just nice pictures so friends and family can see them.

That attracted perverts - as evidenced by the logs, which revealed a Google search that had the words "sexy boy girl babby". Here is the IP information;

Referring Link http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en&q=sexy boy girl babby&btnG=Search&meta=
Host Name cpc1-leed3-0-0-cust114.leed.cable.ntl.com
IP Address 81.104.188.115 pervert [Edit Label]
Country United Kingdom
Region England
City Leicester
ISP Ntl Infrastructure - Leeds
Returning Visits

Scum bag.

I have removed all of those posts.