Friday, November 14, 2008

Sunday, October 26, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

ode to the ikefish

These fish were jammed into this fence by Hurricane Ike.

This is my ode to them;

like rumplestiltskin, wrinkled and wasted,
not one hair on the chinny-chin-chin.
a flounder in the fence,
I'm an ikefish,
oh fuck, I'm fucked,
how did it come to this?

my friend over there,
comes complete with garnish,
easy lunch for a skinny cat,
with ribs like twigs,
fragile window slats.

I didn't ask for such a fate,
fuck! I was just swimming around
like nobody's business.
just one more wash of water,
please, oh please.

Friday, August 22, 2008


Well, it's been a while...

But check out this excellent video.

Monday, May 05, 2008


I tweaked the contrast on this one for fun (the bug was a pale sage green).

less tweaked, but still tweaked.

14 month old finger tweaking the butterfly.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008


I had, for a time, pictures of my kid on this blog. No nudies, nothing weird, just nice pictures so friends and family can see them.

That attracted perverts - as evidenced by the logs, which revealed a Google search that had the words "sexy boy girl babby". Here is the IP information;

Referring Link boy girl babby&btnG=Search&meta=
Host Name
IP Address pervert [Edit Label]
Country United Kingdom
Region England
City Leicester
ISP Ntl Infrastructure - Leeds
Returning Visits
Scum bag.

I have removed all of those posts.